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Pittodrie - Aberdeen
Although equidistant between no other SPL ground, it is a good visit for the
small Hearts Support. Good Steak Pies, the crappers are portakabins though.
All in all an overated stadium.
Facilities - 7/10
Ground - 8/10
Eats - 6/10
Best Game - 1-0 in the league this season
Worst game - 3-1 to them back in 1995. Boring
Celtic Park - Celtic
Crap away facilities. Impressive ground. Average food. Parking is ample.
Facilities - 6/10
Ground - 9/10
Eats - 7/10
Best Game - 1998 Cup Final
Worst game - 2-0 1997, Hearts were pish.
Dens Park - Dundee
A ground that was suitable in 1984, and has no food after 3pm.
Facilities - 6/10
Ground - 4/10
Eats - 4/10
Best Game - 2-1 this season
Worst game - 2-0 Mo Berthe's only game. Mince.
Tannadice - Dundee Utd
Crappest seats in the West (Stand). Pies taste like leather, Hot Dogs are
orange. We always win there though.
Facilities - 5/10
Ground - 4/10
Eats - 5/10
Best Game - 4-0, Kevin James scored and Jim McLean went mental.
Worst game - 1-0 (only time seen them won) Jeferies not a
fan of short corners after then
Tynecastle - The Big Team
Great ground. Near McD's. To quote the leprochaun "Astonishingly brilliant".
Oh yeah, great pies.
Facilities - 10/10
Ground - 10/10
Eats - 10/10
Best Game - 5-1 vs. Hibs, countless others...
Worst game - 3-0 to Hibs or to an already relegated Partick
Fester Road - The Wee Team
Average ground, pies edible but not satisfying. Silly stands behind goals
with missing corners.
Facilities - 7/10
Ground - 7/10
Eats - 6/10
Best Game - Phil Stamp/ Fozzy injury time winners
Worst game - 1996 New Years Derby. Gutted.
East End Park - Dunfermline
Weak ground, pies almost edible sans the grease. Ample parking
Facilities - 7/10
Ground - 6/10
Eats - 5/10
Best Game - 3-1 Westwater scored an O.G., and Salvatore scored a
peach
Worst game - 3-1 this season
Rugby Park - Killie
Annoying scoreboard. Average ground. Killie Pie is excellent though.
Facilities - 7/10
Ground - 6/10
Eats - 9/10
Best Game - Cup game in 1996, the novelty of a Neil Beryy goal...
Worst game - The one where McCoist scored a hat-trick.
Fir Park - Motherwell
Awful ground, and poor facilities. Pies are painful to eat.
Facilities - 5/10
Ground - 4/10
Eats - 5/10
Best Game - 4-1 win in late 1997
Worst game - 6-1
Almondvale West Lothian Courier City Stadium
- Livi
Average ground, acceptable eats. Resembles a meccano set, although near McD's
and the Hungry Horse.
Facilities - 8/10
Ground - 6/10
Eats - 6/10
Best Game - 2-0 in League Cup
Worst game - Maybury was sent-off by Ronald McDonald for kicking
the ball.
Firhill - Partick Thistle
3 stands, failed to nick guy with air horn... Poor security. Run the risk
of being hit by stones when leaving ground.
Facilities - 4/10
Ground - 3/10
Eats - 6/10
Best Game - 2-2 this season
Worst game - 1-1 this season
Ibrox - Rangers
Poor view, butit does look impressive and certainly is the best stadium in
Scotland. Pies and Cheeseburgers are satisfying
Facilities - 8/10
Ground - 9/10
Eats - 6/10
Best Game - Falkirk Semi in 1998
Worst game - 2-0 to them this season.