

| 1 | 22 in a row |
| 2 | We won the Scottish cup in 1998, they last won it in 1902 |
| 3 | In the last 30 years we have only finished below them on four occasions |
| 4 | Hearts are the only team outwith the Old Firm to have finished in the top six every time |
| 5 | Hibs alledged 'Glory Season' saw them become trophyless and 27 points from top. Our glory season yeilded the Scottish cup and we came 7 points from top. |
| 6 | We have the biggest derby victory margin, 10-2 |
| 7 | Hearts stadia is bigger and better |
| 8 | Robbo has scored by far the most goals in derbies |
| 9 | We get instant heroes from derbies -Fozzy, De Vries and Weir... |
| 10 | We had one manager between October 2001 and March 2002, compared to 3 |
| 11 | Blobby has never won a derby against Hearts, W0 D1 L3 F7 A13 P1 |
| 12 | MDV has the most goals in a derby |
| 13 | Hearts have no gay supporters club |
| 14 | Hearts have no gay strikers |
| 15 | No Hearts player has TWAT or ANUS in their name |
| 16 | We have a better youth system |
| 17 | Nobody outside of Edinburgh has heard of the 'Famous Five' |
| 18 | Our legends, The Terrible Trio, actually won something |
| 19 | We were formaed before Hibs |
| 20 | We can beat Dunfermline at home |
| 21 | Hearts have the ability to not fill our pants in injury time |
| 22 | 5-1 |
22 Reasons Why Hearts are better than Hibs
They get a bit desperate towards the end!!